My pie was less pretty, but a lot more substantial than this stock image. |
Being someone who suffers from depression, as I am (I know
because a Doctor told me, plus… all the misery and sadness) I can testify to its
soul-emptying, spirit-depriving heartlessness. It’s every bit as bad as people
say it is. At its worst it can be fatal; at its best it can just be a drag, but
it’s never far away. Like being paralyzed, or having Cancer, it never lets you
forget. My own depression tends to filter out all the joy, and light, and hope
in my life, and leave whatever’s left. It’s
like numbness, but with pain.
Having said that, however, it would be remiss of me to say
it doesn’t have some (albeit minor) positives; slivers of silver linings, if
you will. For instance, nobody ever questions why you’re still in your pajamas at
1 o’clock in the afternoon. And if, say, you want to eat pie for breakfast, you
can just damn well eat pie for breakfast. I ate pie for breakfast today, and it
was delicious – my salty tears adding an extra frisson of flavor. It was banoffee
pie for those wondering, made by yours truly. I would post up the recipe, but,
well… google.
Of course there’s something inherently depressing in itself
about eating pie for breakfast. It suggests a very faint sense of hopelessness
(unless you’re hungover, in which case, knock your socks off…) It’s like a vain
search for something, anything; that sugary hit to squeeze out a few more drops
of dopamine or serotonin from my arid synapses. It’s like, “everything sucks,
but fuck you, I’m having pie for breakfast!” A rebellion of sorts. But really you’re just sitting there in your
pajamas staring at a blank TV eating pie while the world rotates around you.
Whenever I go to see my doctor or my therapist, I have to
fill out a form with the same old questions: Have you had feelings of hopelessness since your last visit? Do you
find it difficult to sleep at night? How many times have you felt depressed
since your last visit? etc… I think they could
shorten those forms substantially? One question: Have you recently had pie for breakfast?Yes: No.
“I think we need to
increase your dosage.”
"It’s like numbness, but with pain." The most accurate description I've read.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm off to look for the pie recipe that you didn't post.... hehe. ;)
Just for you :) : http://www.carnation.co.uk/recipes/8/Classic-Banoffee-Pie
DeleteYeah, it's just the worst feeling there is. There's no relief. Sorry if you feel it too
I like your version of those forms much better!
ReplyDeletePajamas, pills, and pie, oh my!
ReplyDeleteAlways up the dosage. Then you can share with friends. Sharing is caring ;).
Some people say I'm depressed... I might say I have multiple personalities (each equally awesome).
I think I'm going to go look up this recipe and if I'm not too lazy, actually make it. I love having multiple piegasms.